Inhibited

You know those people who stand on the side of the road holding signs and dancing?

I wonder how they get that job.   Does the company they work for make everyone do it at some point?   Is it assigned to just one person who really, really likes dancing?   Do they volunteer?

If I worked for one of those places, that would be a deal breaker for me.   And I would not be a good sport about it.  

I passed a guy today who was just rockin' out to whatever he was listening to. Honestly... He didn't care who was watching or how stupid he looked.   And even though he did look absolutely ridiculous, I was jealous. 

I wanna bust a sweet, sweet move on the side of the road and not care.  

Oh and you bet your sweet bippy I have some sweet moves.  Yes indeed.