We were reading The Three Little Pigs to Piper at bedtime tonight. It was fun. We sang the parts that each little pig says because we have a Disney album with that song on it.
When it was finished Carey closed the book and said, "And the moral of the story, Piper, is... be lazy. For every 2 lazy people, there's always one hard worker who'll save you when things go horribly wrong."
...Well... I thought it was funny.