I'm not braggin'. I'm just braggin'. Wait, what?

As of today, I've lost 16 pounds.   

...in 10 weeks.

...during the holiday season.

...without working out.

Weight watchers is the cheese.    

Excuse me.   Some cheese sounds good right now.

It hurts how good she smells.

Sometimes I go in her room at night and I realize that I have a baby.  

I have a baby....

I do.  

And then I smell her head and I realize I have a baby.  

Then I have to go sit down and try not to cry for how happy I am.


Thank you, Lord.